High RTP games and slots please

[RiGo]

I am not very lucky lately, so maybe you can share some good games or slots with high RTP according to your own exp? I mean all casinos claim to have RTP 90% or higher, but I don't see it in 2024. It used to be this way years ago but it seems to be that they somehow changed it. What do you think about it? Is it possible or am I just unlucky? Thank you for not bulling me lol

 

[steam_t.t.t.e.]

Ah, the eternal quest for high RTP in 2024. It's like searching for a unicorn in a field of horses... that are all trying to take your money.

 

[pokertroll]

@RiGo Don't worry, we won't bully you. We're all in the same leaky boat here! But for real, have you tried Bloodsuckers? It's an oldie but a goodie, with an RTP of 98%. Just, you know, try not to think too hard about the vampires sucking your bankroll dry.

 

[RiGo]

@pokertroll Thanks for the suggestion! I've heard of Bloodsuckers but never tried it. Any other high RTP games you'd recommend?

 

[viccio_hess]

Mega Joker is supposed to have an RTP of 99% if you play it right. But it's about as exciting as watching paint dry. Pros: High RTP. Cons: You might die of boredom before you hit a win.

 

[Tiger_Yo!]

I've been keeping a spreadsheet of my plays (yes, I'm that nerd ). Over the past 6 months, my actual return has been about 3-4% lower than the advertised RTP across all games. Could be variance, could be... puts on tin foil hat THE CASINOS ARE ALL LYING TO US!

 

[terr13]

So it's a spreadsheet in the end? Dude, do you also count cards and get kicked out of land-based casinos for fun?

 

[tedg]

Guys, let's be real. The only game with 100% RTP is the one where you keep your money in your wallet. But where's the fun in that?

 

[RiGo]

@tedg Haha, true that! But seriously, has anyone else noticed RTPs seeming lower in 2024?

 

[SelahRadio]

It's not just you, @RiGo . I've been playing online since the early 2000s, and it definitely feels tighter now. But remember, our perception can be skewed by losses. Casinos haven't changed the math, we've just gotten older and more jaded.

 

[Pokerface_Rex]

Pro tip: Look for games with bonus buy options. They often have higher RTPs when you buy directly into the bonus. Just, you know, be prepared for your bankroll to disappear faster than my dad when I was born.

 

[Nicholas_Paul_Kettler]

Pro tip: Look for games with bonus buy options. They often have higher RTPs when you buy directly into the bonus. Just, you know, be prepared for your bankroll to disappear faster than my dad when I was born.

Oof, right in the childhood trauma! But you're not wrong about those bonus buys.

 

[mercer_91]

Y'all are overlooking the obvious high RTP game: the stock market! It's basically a slot machine with fancier graphics.

 

[MaxKok]

@mercer_91 Ah yes, where the house edge is called "broker fees" and the progressive jackpot is "insider trading."

 

[RiGo]

These responses are gold! But for real, any specific slots you guys are having luck with in 2024?

 

[MaSaj35]

I've been on a good run with Gates of Olympus lately. RTP is supposed to be 96.5%. But remember, Zeus is a fickle god. One day he's showering you with gold, the next he's turning into a swan to avoid paying child support.

 

[LuckyDeb]

Can we talk about how casino RTPs are like politician promises? Technically true, but somehow never quite work out for us regular folks.

 

[kagiro31]

Here's my 2024 high RTP strategy:

1. Find game with 97%+ RTP
2. Play minimum bet
3. Wait for big win
4. Cash out
5. Tell everyone I'm a pro gambler
6. Repeat until step 3 never happens again
7. Cry

 

[Jo5ee]

Plot twist: The real high RTP was the friends we made along the way. And by friends, I mean the parasocial relationships we've developed with cartoon slot characters. Anyone else feel personally betrayed when the Book of Dead explorer doesn't open the book? No? Just me?

 

[RiGo]

Thanks for all the suggestions and laughs, everyone! Guess I'll give Bloodsuckers and Gates of Olympus a try. And maybe start my own spreadsheet... or therapy fund.